Articles state that on “October 31st South Florida will be infested with Zombies!” If you’re reading this you are not too late to save yourselves from the infestation that is vastly approaching! Light Up The Night is here to ensure that you survive the wave of zombies that will hit South Florida on Halloween night!
“Oh no! Zombies are coming to Florida…actual zombies!!”
- It’s a costume party, you can volunteer to be a zombie or come dressed as one! Zombies will never know the difference!
- You won’t need to worry about food or liquids because there will be a variety of food trucks and a bar with beverages.
- LUTN’s Warehouse makes for an amazing place to hide. Plus no one at LUTN has been infected…YET!
You’ve listened to my reasons but you still don’t see how going will benefit you?…I understand that. Well, let’s look closer to what the flyer says…wait, what is this! They will be having a costume contest and they are giving away a $1000 in prizes!!! So you’ll be getting food, drinks, enjoying a car show and art galleries, having a great time with people, and you may win prizes. On October 31st I think you know where you need to be!
Most importantly! Zombies love brains! So the life of your caring and ingenious conscience is at stake!!…I’m glad you saw things my way. Now run, go and tell your friends, their conscience is not as creative as I am so they will also need my guidance. The only way to survive the Zombie infestation is going to Light Up The Night’s “LUTN Apocalypse” Block Party on October 31st! TRUST ME IF YOU DARE!